On A Friday :: essays research papers

On a FridayIt was a cool sunny Friday morning, the air was crisp blended with a hint of winter. There was sniff out of warm fresh oatmeal, bacon, and scrambled eggs. The smell do its way into my room. Although it was early I still decided to get up and see what was brewing in the kitchen. I got up out of bed and shuffled in my slippers to where the scent was originating. As I walked on over, I tripped over something, my hands broke my fall. I looked toward on what tripped me, then there it was, a giant armor-wearing, sword-bearing dolphin. I paused for one moment. Then the giant dolphin said, Now I have youI paused for one more(prenominal) moment. The warrior whale then said, My name is Derk the Dolphin I have been sent by the conclave of the ocean to destroy you. I then asked him why me? He replied you have consumed two times the amount of fish than a normal human in the past week, and now I have been sent to cast off your fish eating Shocked with Derks answer, I curiously asked myself, How much fish did I eat this week? I started to toy with. Fish pieces at school, a filet-o-fish sandwich after school, trout almandine at home, and more. At that point, I remembered the scent of warm oatmeal, bacon and eggs. I asked Derk what this had to do with the fish problem. He said. Using my knowledge active the human diet and psychology, I used the food as bait. At the point that he mentioned the word bait, I started to snicker under my breath. Derk stared at me with a dont you dare laugh look. Then I thought back on the prepared morning meal, and I wondered how Derk made the food. I turned to the large porpoise, unless as I was beginning to ask him, he cut me off sharply. He then insisted on reeling off a speech about his life. I have been on many missions, killed many fish consuming humans, blah bablah blah blah..... At this point, I had lost interest in his gibberish, and had began to try to remember what had happened on wrestling last night. After a few minutes, Derk had realized that I had not being paying any attention to his speech this made the giant dolphin very mad.